if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
"E hoje, serei tão feliz que vou incomodar os outros." Clarice Lispector
"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh